The encounter with the Shark God.
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY
WHERE CAN I BUY A COMPLETE COPY OF THIS OMG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Where is “AND THE HULK PUNCHED THOR IN HIS BIG NORSE FACE”?
at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
Oh look! It’s Wonder Woman! And she’s wearing Wonder Woman clothes. Except they’re armored. So they’ll protect her in a fight. And she doesn’t have her breasts out. Or her midriff. And she’s not twisting her spine to show her ass. In fact she looks incredibly badass.
And here DC had me thinking such a thing was just artistically impossible.
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL